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    i got this joke in my email yesterday, but it was incomplete.

    anyone know what the punchline wouldve been?

    The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate"
    in a sentence.

    Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and
    we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

    The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word
    "fascinate." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family
    went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals.
    I was Fascinated."

    The teacher said, "Good, but again, I wanted the word
    "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. She was hesitant
    to call on Johnny but figured there was no way to pervert the
    word fascinate so she called on him. Johnny said, "My sister
    has a sweater with 10 buttons, but
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    ...but her big boobs only allow her to fascinate.

    Thanks folks,Ill be appearing live at the Laf A Lot Factory in March and the Brick House O Funnies in April...make sure and tip your fine waitservice...good night everybody [img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]

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    AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA!!!!!

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    hehhaa [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

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